I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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