I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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