Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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