he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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