i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
