Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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