i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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