Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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