dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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