Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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