Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Randomize
