I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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