So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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