they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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