Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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