Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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