And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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