he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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