I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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