Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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