"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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