You work out of a Hotel?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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They are going to name an STD after you.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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