so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Mom said you looked used
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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