Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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