if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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