I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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