just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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