In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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