Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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