i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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