we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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