I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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