So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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