Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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