If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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