Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
