just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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