Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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