I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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