I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She bit a glass in half.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I still have a little drunk in my system
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize