were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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