I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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