Banned from zoo.
Again?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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