Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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