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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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