new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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