do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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