Non-Jews are for practice
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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