before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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