The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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