still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'd cum for enchiladas.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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