I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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