Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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