That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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