Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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