That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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