Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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