Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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