and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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