we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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