he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Pants are for mortals
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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